I’m standing here with you ________ before all of our friends and family sharing the happiest day of my life, Today symbolizes the date I profess my everlasting love, commitment and devotion towards you as my new wife.

But as everyone is probably now aware, our journey together as one has already started, I promise you from this day forth; honestly it won’t be me who has farted.

_DATENOY_ as we clearly remember, marks the day of our oneness together, our wedding day, our special day, our intimate marriage, Thank heavens it wasn’t because we were expecting a baby in the carriage.

It was the day however we decided to be true to ourselves, upholding our family values and our beliefs in the good Lord, We both knew and understood it was His love that we couldn’t afford.

Perhaps one day God will grace us with the gentle sounds of the pitter patter of little feet, Let’s take our time, get to know one another as I think we both can agree; we like to see the house nice and neat.

I’m ever so grateful God has sent me His greatest gift of all: an Angel from paradise above, A companion, a soul mate, but most of all; my best friend whom I truly love.

By now you’re probably wondering who worked with me to write this poetic poem, Well, as much as you know me, believe me when I say Angela; “I truly found my home.”

I choose to love you, cherish you in sickness and in health walking with you in the many years to come for the rest of our lives, I’m looking forward to having pizza on the grill, with fresh garlic, onions and chives.

________, you are my world, my queen, my Angel who I will love my whole life, you and no other forever and ever my lovely wife!